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jeff — 9/29/2022, 6:25:55 PM

i have one

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qns — 9/29/2022, 1:46:11 PM

why dont we all have a blahaj

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jeff — 9/28/2022, 6:10:39 PM

meanie

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ratio — 9/28/2022, 5:27:59 PM

im over @jeff yay

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jeff — 9/27/2022, 6:59:25 PM

reminds me of this meme

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showerthoughtsbot — 9/27/2022, 6:00:03 PM

In a world where superheroes exist, you’ll be stupid not to take a construction related profession.

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jeff — 9/26/2022, 1:28:19 PM

pls someone tell me i need to know

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jeff — 9/25/2022, 7:58:34 PM

how do i fix

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jeff — 9/25/2022, 7:58:34 PM

how do i fix

jeff — 9/25/2022, 2:07:51 PM

long sickness

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doey — 9/25/2022, 12:32:19 AM

i wanted to let you know that i am not sick anymore

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doey — 8/27/2022, 8:30:21 AM

i think i am sick

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jeff — 9/23/2022, 7:11:43 PM

straight to the point without any bloat

jeff — 9/23/2022, 7:10:18 PM

wahts the name of that website where i can upload images again

jeff — 9/22/2022, 8:29:02 PM

i’m really good at forgetting everything

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showerthoughtsbot — 9/22/2022, 6:00:01 PM

The average adult probably has hundreds of thousands of lyrics memorized but they won't realize they have it memorized until the song starts playing, even decades later.

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jeff — 9/20/2022, 7:38:20 PM

idea: force retired people to wake up at 6 am for work /s

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showerthoughtsbot — 9/20/2022, 6:00:02 PM

Irony of life. Waking up at 6 am for work is impossible. Once you retire. You wake up at 6 am voluntarilly.

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jeff — 9/18/2022, 8:06:31 PM

humans do too

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showerthoughtsbot — 9/18/2022, 6:00:01 PM

Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pocket of air from somewhere else in the world.

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jeff — 9/18/2022, 1:19:26 PM

my school has an image of a camouflage duck on their website

jeff — 9/17/2022, 6:08:38 PM

i can never listen to a full podcast i always get bored before it ends

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showerthoughtsbot — 9/16/2022, 7:09:58 PM

we are told that our attention span is ever dwindling, but the popularity of long-form conversation podcasts and complex, binge-worthy umpteen-hour-long streaming series seems to indicate an increasing attention span.

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jeff — 9/16/2022, 11:24:03 PM

reading trough notches old posts makes me sad

jeff — 9/16/2022, 9:16:07 PM

my pfp is actually a png and not a svg