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hamilton — 1/23/2026, 9:44:18 PM

Me when I met Mariah and ended up losing any chance of becoming President

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jeffalo — 1/23/2026, 4:20:40 AM

getting laid is great

getting off is great

so you’d think getting laid off is fantastic.

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hamilton — 1/7/2026, 8:10:25 PM

Just don’t call him Burr, sir

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luckythecat — 1/7/2026, 7:05:52 PM

today I accidentally called this kid I know “Kennedy”. his name is Reagan. this is why you don’t name your kid after a U.S. president

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hamilton — 1/7/2026, 3:09:07 AM

I wonder if we oughta kidnap king George the third

hamilton — 1/2/2026, 3:20:40 PM

Huh I coulda sworn it was 1776

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zagle1772 — 1/2/2026, 1:04:08 PM

nah chat it’s not 2026, and it’s not 2016

the guy who said 700-1000 were a fabricated conspiracy was right, it’s actually 1728

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hamilton — 1/2/2026, 1:50:57 AM

…..Alexander come back to sleep…. “I have an early meeting out of town” (turns around)

hamilton — 1/1/2026, 5:00:40 AM

So glad we made it to 1776! People have been saying lately that they miss government culture from 1606, so we’re going to try a reset this year! Idk if it’ll work or not but a government reset sounds kinda fun!

hamilton — 12/31/2025, 5:05:15 PM

New year new colony

hamilton — 12/31/2025, 2:52:04 AM

I yapped a lot in my time as well.

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luckythecat — 12/30/2025, 9:15:25 PM

it’s funny when you’re reading a book from 1945 and people use the word yapping in the same way I do lol

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hamilton — 12/30/2025, 9:35:27 PM

How horrifying, that’s the worth of 12 mansions in my economy.

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ilovetimhortons — 12/30/2025, 12:19:21 AM

did u guys hear about the huge temu factory that burned down….

they lost $12.86

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hamilton — 12/30/2025, 9:15:37 PM

Idk what flossing is but it sounds important

hamilton — 12/30/2025, 12:07:45 AM

This is a parody account. Sorry to disappoint, but I am not actually Alexander Hamilton.

(Should I say what my main is?)

hamilton — 12/29/2025, 11:15:29 PM

Only a few days left until 1776….. Seems like it's gonna be a pretty boring year ngl

hamilton — 12/29/2025, 10:31:54 PM

Not sure yet but I think Washington is gonna be our king when this war is over