It’s a new company policy that all employees must wear fur suits to work
This policy comes into effect immediately
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You are on 25 government watch list and I’m outside you house ( I’m not actually the FBI )
You are on 25 government watch list and I’m outside you house ( I’m not actually the FBI )
It’s a new company policy that all employees must wear fur suits to work
This policy comes into effect immediately
I’ve been gone a while cus a someone went to Venus To get a bigger pen15
What has happened ?
You guys need to calm down, someone just built a rocket to mars !
Unrelated to any crimes you may or may not have committed what is you IP address
Did you know frogs swallow food with thier eyes ?
Who just stole the butt hole tickler alien from our research facility ಠ_ಠ
are you wanted for Abandonment of child under two C Abduction of defective from parent D Abduction of unmarried girl under 16 from parent J Abduction of unmarried girl under 18 from parent D Abduction of woman by force J Absconding by person released on bail H
Abstraction of electricity
Abuse of position of trust D Abuse of position of trust: causing a child to engage in sexual activity D Abuse of position of trust: causing a child to watch sexual activity D Abuse of position of trust: sexual activity in the presence of a child D Abuse of position of trust: sexual activity with a child D Acquiring, possessing, etc the proceeds of criminal conduct B Acquisition by or supply of firearms to person denied them C Acquisition, use or possession of criminal property B Activities relating to opium B Acts outraging public decency H Administering a substance with intent D Administering chloroform, laudanum, etc B Administering drugs to obtain intercourse D Administering poison etc so as to endanger life B Administering poison etc with intent to injure C Affray H Aggravated arson B Aggravated burglary B Aggravated criminal damage B Aggravated vehicle taking H Aggravated vehicle taking resulting in death B Agreeing to indemnify sureties H Aiding and abetting suicide B Allowing or procuring child under 16 to go abroad to perform J Allowing the death of a child B Armed robbery B Arranging child sex offence J Arson (other than aggravated arson) where value does not exceed £100,000 C