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esben — 6/6/2023, 12:44:16 PM

There’s no way the WWDC announcer just said “Safari is the best way to browse the web”

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esben — 6/4/2023, 8:08:45 AM

Hiked up a mountain yesterday. And got a really cool view

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esben — 6/3/2023, 11:21:36 AM

History is Yellow

Math is Blue

Science is Purple

English is Red

Language Studies is Green

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jeffalo — 6/2/2023, 5:05:56 PM

math is red

science is orange

english is blue

social studies history geo is green

french is yellow

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froggy — 6/2/2023, 2:13:27 PM

Science is yellow

History is green

Ela is blue

Math is red

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esben — 6/1/2023, 8:45:47 PM

Wait this is too true, i have so many photos from my childhood with red eyes, but now they just dont exist

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showerthoughtsbot — 6/1/2023, 6:00:03 PM
Red eyes in pictures quietly vanished from our lives
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esben — 6/1/2023, 4:24:13 PM

Here’s a funny idea: Go to disney land. But secretly pack one of those huge costumes that people wear at disney land. Then, once your in, just change in to the costume, now, you can do anything, as people will think you work there. Get free food, go into staff areas and do whatever you want

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esben — 6/1/2023, 7:21:39 AM

Did he watch too much of the bee movie?

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esben — 6/1/2023, 7:20:10 AM

LET’S GOO ONSET IS NUM 1 MONTHLY

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supercash — 5/22/2023, 6:44:12 PM

Behold, “ONSET”

https://youtu.be/QYTaShsZ1Hg

This is the best thing I’ve done in a long time. Be a friend and show some support <3

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esben — 5/31/2023, 8:46:16 PM

@owenathletic dertermenter is right go try this and get arrested

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esben — 5/29/2023, 7:48:55 PM

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

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esben — 5/30/2023, 4:45:31 PM

Eh, minimum wage is like 10ish dollars an hour. So to make minimum wage you have to get 1 person an hour, and you can go up to like 2 people a minute. So you will probably ending up getting 2-5 people an hour, which is a lot more than minimum wage. I think if you find a busy high street this would actually work

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chiroyce — 5/30/2023, 2:40:25 AM

you forgot the part where they say “no, thank you” and plug in their earphones/earpods/headphones whatever and walk away ignoring you

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esben — 5/29/2023, 7:48:55 PM

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

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esben — 5/30/2023, 12:05:53 PM

Question of the day:

If I were your ip address, what would I be?

(for legal reasons this is a joke)

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esben — 5/30/2023, 9:42:32 AM

Can someone tell me how to make a wasteof bot in python

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esben — 5/29/2023, 7:48:55 PM

Here is a side hustle idea for you guys. All you need is 1 partner, a phone/camera, and a empty cardboard box. The plan is this: Walk around a busy place with your partner pretending to film you, then go up to someone and say “Would you like to buy this mystery box for $10!?!” With enthusiasm. It’s simple, they will obviously assume there is like $100, or like, a ps5 or airpods, or a iphone. Because of the popular genre of tik tok/yt-shorts. Once they buy it, simply say “Ohhh there is nothing in it, better luck next time” And walk away with a smirk on your face, because you my friend, are now $10 richer.

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esben — 5/29/2023, 6:18:08 PM

Ok guys listen up, here’s a simple hack that will get you many more followers on any social media you want. Scratch, Insta-scam, Face-crook, crap-chat. All of them. Just change your bio to something that includes the phrase “I follow everyone who follows me” oH bUT tHaT’s foLlOw fOr foLloW. Ahem, let me get to the good part, the best part is the fact that you don’t actually have to follow people back. People will never notice.

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esben — 5/29/2023, 5:33:51 PM

People always worry about plastic, pollution, and people are now using paper spoons. Which suck, but why don’t people throw trash into black holes. After all, the one thing that is truly infinite, is space, as in, room to put stuff in

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esben — 5/27/2023, 6:51:09 AM

instagram, more like, insta-scam

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