professor frink, professor frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think
engineerrunner beta
what are we some kinda waste of money
what are we some kinda waste of money
professor frink, professor frink, he’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you think
with all these companies wasting billions on ai and the metaverse and all that, youd think itd be easier to just give it to me
we are charlie kirk
you might be charlie kirk, however i beg to differ
in Captain America: Civil War, tony stark and steve rogers’ best friends are both called “james”, yet this does not end up resolving the conflict. this is why batman vs superman is the greatest film ever made, all hail zack snyder
no more disney plus, resorting to watching videos about chris chan
nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic
the characters in avatar are green as well, they just recolour them with cgi
fun fact disney use bluescreen instead of greenscreen. this is so they can film the hulk properly
fun fact disney use bluescreen instead of greenscreen. this is so they can film the hulk properly
i only have 1 how are you guys getting more than 1 sex
congrats to adolf hitler on his reelection
who voted vro 😭 bro using president account to post PEAK screenshots
ts is getting so boring now put the fries in the bag bro 🥀
Once again, we have received a small amount of news from the survivors currently on the deserted island. To our shock, this radio message was sent from the president @kiwi, who was suspected to be killed by @toaks only a few days ago. “Hi guys, it’s Kiwi here, I got resurrected a little bit ago and thought I would tell you so you don’t replace my position in government with someone unfit for it, like a serial killer or something idk.” His statement of his new health was quickly cut off by an unknown person. However, the radio message was accompanied by this picture. Though it is only speculation on this reporter’s part, it is clear that Toaks has killed Kiwi a second time.
@late where you
Shortly after the news of the president’s death was delivered yesterday, the administration met to elect a replacement for the late and great president @kiwi. They made the tearful decision to appoint @adventuremase, who is currently stranded on a deserted island in a tropical part of the North Atlantic Ocean, as the president. The administration took the rest of the day off as they fought with the fact Kiwi will never come back. Adventuremase briefly radioed in a response to this news: “Can someone get them a box of tissues? Anywho, this is a tough role to carry, but I believe I can avenge Kiwi. I can’t believe that @toaks definitely, totally killed him. Toaks was shooting sleeping darts at me, so he must have committed many treasonous crimes while I was knocked out.” We can only hope the remainder of the climb proves too difficult for Toaks.
