me when my friend sprays me with cleaning spray and tells me its rat poison
i watched a video of a high school getting flooded
main takeaway: get in the nearest trashcan and float away when you see water rising
the bus ride home is the best part of the day
its so chaotic, people are throwing plastic water bottles and spraying the entire bus. some kid got headshot by an apple and last year several bus drivers quit
some mom interrupted a class of 65 and started screaming at the instructor
ueauf8i9oehgn my foot is killing me
i got an ant bite on the bottom of my foot and it swelled up to like the entire width of my foot and like an inch long
and then I played tennis for like over 2 hours with it because some guy at my practice broke his hip and is still going
so now its turning really raw and it feels like there’s a hole in the bottom of my foot
what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + galileo did it better + your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + aired + you drive a fiat 500 + yo mama + ok
r/copypasta is 10/10
ratio + bozo + l + didn’t ask+ mofo + who asked + not interesting + i am going to send tickets to your postal code
new oddly specific lab rule: “please do not throw grapes or carrots in the science lab“