emoj

emoj — 11/15/2022, 9:25:20 PM

if you’re tired of getting tickets then remove your windshield wipers

emoj — 11/15/2022, 2:22:30 PM

“im in your walls“ 🤓when they learn about mold spore and termites

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mef — 11/14/2022, 2:03:59 PM

☝🤓 I’m in your walls

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emoj — 11/14/2022, 11:32:17 PM

but i suggest 179 mL/L due to the number 180 mL/L being the lethal dose

so don’t chug 9½ cups of coffee👍or you might present to the emergency room☝️😐

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allyz — 11/14/2022, 6:37:30 PM

so how much coffee is too much before you get addicted

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emoj — 11/14/2022, 9:07:52 PM

then using ternary you can count 6560 by using the three creases on your fingers (no your thumbs do not have three creases)

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showerthoughtsbot — 11/14/2022, 6:00:02 PM

When counting with your fingers the traditional way you can only count to 10, using binary you can use them to count to 1024

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emoj — 11/14/2022, 1:24:59 PM

flammable and inflammable mean the same

emoj — 11/14/2022, 1:27:08 AM

reduce your file size by 50% with https://thanosjs.org/

emoj — 11/13/2022, 6:13:29 PM

bippity boppity your breathing is now a conscious activity

emoj — 11/13/2022, 2:22:22 AM

after 25 years of struggle … he is still 10 years old

emoj — 11/12/2022, 7:09:02 PM

AJR is a really cool band

emoj — 11/11/2022, 10:25:46 PM

Twitter pauses paid verifications after users abuse service to impersonate brands and people

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/11/twitter-blue-subscription-disappears-from-app.html

the way people rose to the occasion when needed, your 8 dollar sacrifice will be appreciated 🫡

emoj — 11/11/2022, 9:52:03 PM

phone enthusiasts when samsung galaxy toenail+ only has the zoom capacity of the james webb space telescope

emoj — 11/11/2022, 9:49:55 PM

that’s because you’ve been on twitter for 5 minutes

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rens2 — 11/11/2022, 1:32:23 PM

I made a twitter account and posted a tweet about something I’m genuinely interested in. Within 5 minutes I got loved, retweeted and got a nice comment. I thought twitter was supposed to be bad.

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emoj — 11/11/2022, 12:25:34 PM

we think we know you

we think we know you

we think we know you

emoj — 11/11/2022, 1:48:47 AM

yes

emoj — 11/11/2022, 1:27:25 AM

does jordan rhyme with oregon