elonmuskk

elonmuskk — 8/9/2022, 1:13:28 AM

i can’t decide if i’m liberal or not.

elonmuskk — 7/27/2022, 3:16:03 AM

just remember, if you live in any of these places, and you have never ejaculated before, you will get a chance to now, before your imminent death.

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elonmuskk — 7/27/2022, 3:14:40 AM

here at nasa, we are planning to send a bomb-rocket to these places in the coming hours: putin’s home, mark zuckerberg’s home, central north and south korea, and [donald trump impression] china.

our bombs are stolen from many places and may wipe out nearby countries

thanks!

spacex guy out

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elonmuskk — 7/27/2022, 3:14:40 AM

here at nasa, we are planning to send a bomb-rocket to these places in the coming hours: putin’s home, mark zuckerberg’s home, central north and south korea, and [donald trump impression] china.

our bombs are stolen from many places and may wipe out nearby countries

thanks!

spacex guy out

elonmuskk — 5/18/2022, 9:29:47 PM

benis

elonmuskk — 4/24/2022, 5:02:58 PM

if you need to get rid of a boner fast:

just remember:

bill gates looks like that pregnant man emoji

elonmuskk — 4/24/2022, 1:38:58 AM

deez nuts in your mouth

elonmuskk — 4/16/2022, 1:44:58 AM

after i buy twitter, im gonna ban anime and furry profile pics

and i will do the same to wasteof after i buy jeffalo (yes, the person @jeffalo, i will buy him)

elonmuskk — 4/16/2022, 1:43:16 AM

why does somebody have my name already