eggbrain

eggbrain — 4/1/2023, 5:34:23 PM

update, 10 year old orphans are really annoying

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eggbrain — 4/1/2023, 12:34:55 AM

for april fools this year i will be robbing the local orphanage

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eggbrain — 4/1/2023, 5:33:06 PM

10 year old kids act like they're on drugs

eggbrain — 4/1/2023, 12:34:55 AM

for april fools this year i will be robbing the local orphanage

eggbrain — 4/1/2023, 12:34:32 AM

april fools is tomorrow! now’s your chance to commit the most heinous acts imaginable and call it a prank

eggbrain — 3/31/2023, 2:38:10 AM

humans hate schools but fish don’t

eggbrain — 3/30/2023, 5:00:10 AM

t-10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 uno

eggbrain — 3/28/2023, 3:52:26 AM

love me a good peanut butter and toe jam sandwich

eggbrain — 3/26/2023, 1:52:14 PM

Call it Trademark ™️

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eevee — 3/26/2023, 1:17:43 PM

Someone should make a social media, but you can’t post anything that was already posted

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eggbrain — 3/25/2023, 4:47:36 AM

this isn’t an opinion, this is a fact that some poor brainwashed souls choose to ignore.

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eevee — 3/25/2023, 12:07:08 AM

Sparkling water is a scam, IN MY OPINION.

It’s just more expensive water that is “spicy” (for lack of better term). I also don’t get the argument that people are afraid of the bubbles. It’s just an annoying feeling on the roof of your mouth.

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eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 11:14:18 PM

i believe in you soldier

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oren — 3/24/2023, 10:52:06 PM

My mission is clear

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eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 10:20:23 PM

go bully some kpop fans on roblox

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eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 10:20:23 PM

go bully some kpop fans on roblox

eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 9:53:52 PM

i speak fluent american, canadian, british, australian, and even pig latin

eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 2:57:54 PM

sizzles in an acid vat cutely

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mef — 3/24/2023, 11:46:10 AM

adding “cutely“ to any sentence that would be considered not cute adds significant comedic value, for example:

bleeds to death cutely

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eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 2:55:43 PM

be a sigma. boost your own statistics.

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eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 2:54:47 PM

i just think everyone should now that you can follow your own account

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eggbrain — 3/24/2023, 2:54:47 PM

i just think everyone should now that you can follow your own account