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eevee — 10/17/2022, 4:53:16 PM

I have now declared that I now claim Pluto

(It’s mine)

I do not intend to give it away, however, it will be used for really high priced hotels so you can stay there

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slider_on_the_black — 10/17/2022, 7:05:49 AM

I have now declared that I now have claimed mars

(It’s mine)

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slider_on_the_black — 10/17/2022, 7:02:09 AM

I will now be declaring war against @willy for said moon

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gilbert189 — 10/16/2022, 11:57:14 PM

@willy has legal ownership of the moon*

above is an actual image of the moon, which is owned by @willy (oops forgot to edit the post)

@willy can do whatever they want with the moon, including giving it away. If you have a dream of owning the moon (which is your objective) you will have to speak with @willy.

*it's true, they really do. Don't google it

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eevee — 9/23/2022, 9:42:17 PM

@notnews the news you always knew you didn’t need

eevee — 9/7/2022, 11:17:09 AM

I wonder how hard it would be to rickroll everyone in Times Square. Like you’d have to buy an ad there.

Anyone know how much those ads cost?

eevee — 9/1/2022, 6:52:47 PM

We have our first day “off” school tomorrow. I get to minecraft for the whole day let’s go

eevee — 8/31/2022, 9:41:14 PM

Ratio + I got nothing else just ratio

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silly — 8/31/2022, 1:42:03 PM

ratio + bozo + l + didn’t ask+ mofo + who asked + not interesting + you were never involved + i am going to send anti-mifernite to your postal code

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copperfish — 8/31/2022, 10:52:55 AM

ratio + bozo + l + didn’t ask+ mofo + who asked + not interesting + i am going to send tickets to your postal code

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silly — 8/31/2022, 7:52:15 AM

Ratio²

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eevee — 8/31/2022, 7:46:29 PM

I just wanna like not today and play minecraft but yk school and that stuff 🤮

eevee — 8/29/2022, 7:41:42 PM

I just wanna like get more followers yk?

eevee — 8/28/2022, 5:06:52 PM

What if everyone in the world at once swapped from a rickroll

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

To a Rebecca roll

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

No one would see it coming

eevee — 8/27/2022, 10:59:31 AM

I had to wake up at 6 this morning

Like udhakfhslaocjlajdnzlJsnf

eevee — 8/26/2022, 8:03:25 PM

I’m just like died and treeeees

eevee — 8/25/2022, 11:12:49 PM

Choccy milk 🥵

eevee — 8/25/2022, 9:41:01 PM

Idk prob @oren or @didi ngl

Gonna add jeffalo because idk if I’ll get banned if I dont

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oren — 8/25/2022, 9:18:08 PM

Who is your favorite wasteof user? Mine is @jeffalo

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eevee — 8/25/2022, 8:51:26 PM

I tried sprinting in my cross country spikes… now my shins hurt

eevee — 8/24/2022, 9:00:41 PM

Let’s goooo there was a murder suspect at the park we’re we run cross country so it was cancelled

Not let’s go but like… I didn’t have to run

eevee — 8/24/2022, 7:47:19 PM

I just wanna blonrfgorntkal

And don’t ask how to pronounce that