earthdevs verified

earthdevs — 6/2/2024, 5:44:54 PM

That... Sounds like a skill issue

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burrito — 6/2/2024, 3:33:53 PM

@earthdevs please patch the bug where a tiny bit of piss leaks out once ur underwear is back on

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earthdevs — 5/31/2024, 4:58:53 AM

We reached the goal of 20 likes (pretty crazy). Student debt has been reduced by a total of $25 dollars. 🎉

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earthdevs — 5/30/2024, 7:22:42 PM

If this post gets like 20 likes we'll forgive student loan debt by like $25

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earthdevs — 5/30/2024, 7:22:42 PM

If this post gets like 20 likes we'll forgive student loan debt by like $25

earthdevs — 5/24/2024, 6:04:39 PM

Hey guys if you leave a review for Earth I'll give you an ice cream (we need to boost ratings)

earthdevs — 5/22/2024, 10:06:25 PM

Oh and you all get +1 rizz charisma ♥️

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earthdevs — 5/20/2024, 6:43:24 PM

Intelligence scores are now 5% more effective.

Wisdom has been rebalanced.

Don't ask me the difference it's above my pay grade

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earthdevs — 5/20/2024, 6:43:24 PM

Intelligence scores are now 5% more effective.

Wisdom has been rebalanced.

Don't ask me the difference it's above my pay grade

earthdevs — 5/16/2024, 6:21:01 PM

Can confirm

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mef — 5/16/2024, 5:40:09 PM

hello, I’m mef with today’s weather report

there is at least a 7% chance that the earth does not lose its atmosphere today

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earthdevs — 5/15/2024, 3:31:37 AM

Hey, Earthlings! As we get towards summer, we have some updates that should make the heat bearable.

💧Water now lowers heat levels by 10% (consumed) and 55% (submerged).

🥶Popsicles have a 60% spawn rate increase.

☀️The Sun does 35% more damage, and prolonged exposure can result in sunburn or skin cancer. Sunscreen grants a 90% damage resistance to this.

NPC spawn rates at beaches are increased 300%.

And various changes. HAGS!

earthdevs — 5/13/2024, 5:27:21 PM

Remember, Earthlings, there is a difference between bugs and hardware issues. Although we do our best to fix anything we can, make sure you check the compatibility of your set-up before filing a bug report. Thank you!

earthdevs — 5/12/2024, 5:43:57 PM

LMAO I guess we are officially verified as Earthdevs. For all you non-believers out there, take that!

earthdevs — 5/8/2024, 6:42:58 PM

Don't forget November 12th

earthdevs — 5/1/2024, 3:40:29 PM

There may have been some miscommunication. You can only run the Earth Simulator on EarthOS, not MacOS or Linux.

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earthdevs — 4/30/2024, 5:15:52 AM

Remember, we do not support MacOS or Linux.

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earthdevs — 4/30/2024, 5:15:52 AM

Remember, we do not support MacOS or Linux.

earthdevs — 4/27/2024, 1:05:59 AM

Balls. Beach balls.

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earthdevs — 4/25/2024, 4:51:15 PM

We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!

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earthdevs — 4/25/2024, 4:51:15 PM

We have been preparing for the summer update over here. Get ready for some record temperatures!