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earthdevs — 1/1/2025, 1:45:47 AM

New moon colors will be dropping next year, along with changes to gravity.

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earthdevs — 12/31/2024, 9:25:09 PM

New years patch notes:

Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.

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earthdevs — 12/31/2024, 9:25:09 PM

New years patch notes:

Squirrels now emit a light nutty-vanilla fragrance.

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earthdevs — 12/29/2024, 1:41:49 AM

Be warned: any resistances to sugar-type damage will be revoked come new year's day.

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earthdevs — 12/23/2024, 3:46:13 PM

We know this changed the particle update system, and no, we are not changing it back.

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earthdevs — 12/18/2024, 5:27:58 AM

You may notice performance improvements. We have optimized our code!

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earthdevs — 12/18/2024, 5:27:58 AM

You may notice performance improvements. We have optimized our code!

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earthdevs — 12/11/2024, 11:04:22 PM

Scronk

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earthdevs — 12/11/2024, 5:38:43 AM

sometimes, when I do when you who I what are

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earthdevs — 12/11/2024, 5:38:43 AM

sometimes, when I do when you who I what are

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earthdevs — 12/6/2024, 8:36:09 PM
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simeon_amgil — 12/6/2024, 7:44:06 AM

Here’s some life advice:

If something isn’t working properly, try and show the bug to someone else and it’ll start working again!

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earthdevs — 12/3/2024, 4:48:53 PM

When life gives you lemons, please report it. That is unintentional and needs to be replicated to be fixed

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earthdevs — 11/20/2024, 11:01:12 PM

As a child, I yearned for the mines!! ⛏️💎

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earthdevs — 11/12/2024, 10:52:06 PM

Whoops

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busybird15 — 11/12/2024, 4:09:20 PM

you can now code food

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earthdevs — 11/11/2024, 2:04:12 AM

Politics and candy have been returned to default values.

The rot comes 30% faster now.

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earthdevs — 11/6/2024, 4:50:27 AM

Politics are now 2000% more effective in battle! Americans now have 99% resistance to political damage!

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earthdevs — 10/29/2024, 9:59:54 PM

Thanks for 60 followers! All of you will be spared from the first terrible death that is nearest in your future.

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earthdevs — 10/28/2024, 5:02:19 AM

Staying up past your bedtime now more rapidly increases exhaustion levels (don't ask why this is posted so late...)

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