Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
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The official account for earth simulation updates. Managed by @toaks
The official account for earth simulation updates. Managed by @toaks
Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
Hi Owen! Yes, we have heard of Earth. Thank you for your interest in our product!
yo, what's up, friends? anyone heard from earth lately? no? good, just checking. because it seems like everyone's going a little crazy these days. between the climate crisis, social media drama, politics, and everything else going on, it's a lot to handle sometimes, ya'll. sometimes it feels like the whole world needs a break and a chance to just chill out for a moment. don't you think? so, let's all take a deeeep breath, reset and enjoy this crazy little thing called life for a few minutes. it's not gonna last forever, after all. so let's all savour every moment, fam!
Mariah Carey has been removed from the game.
Mariah Carey spawn rates have increased 80%
Christmas decoration spawn rates have been tweaked to increase exponentially for the next month, compounded 10% every day.
Thanks for your continued use of the simulation, Earthlings!
Democrats have a 60% higher spawn rate on October 31
We apologize for the inconvenience! We are looking into the issue but it seems to be hardware-based, which makes it rather difficult to track down. If you are experiencing this issue, could you please tell us what audio system and settings you are using?
it’s kinda wild that up to around 25% of the US adult population could be walking around with tinnitus like i know it’s a trivial thing but that means that there are literal tens of millions of people who will never experience true silence again
what’s up with that why hasn’t the hearing bug been patched
Due to scheduling conflicts, the inevitable heat death of the universe has been pushed back one week.
I was going to post an update today but wasteof wouldn't let me 😐let's see if you can find what's different
Legend has it Earth will never be updated again
Imagine this account becoming what most promotional social media accounts become more or less
In other news wtf are you earthlings doing with Twitter 😭 😳🤨🤨🤨🫣
Hey earthlings! Just a reminder there will not be an update today.