dextrose3101

by “(not)” i had meant that i doubt my ability to continue to be back for any amount of time

i’m back!! (not)

i need to be on here more

i have not posted since may, and have somehow gained 4 followers

what the flip am i doing

i was going to check if @/skibidi exists and it was created yesterday

The Fantastic World of Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About

Ever wondered why things are things? I know I have. And I probably would've gone to my grave ignorant of the nature of things until I found a simple four-step program to knowing why things are things. This is that four-step program:

1. Maximize your maximization.

2. Always facilitate; never defiliate.

3. Listen to where the paradigms grow.

4. Maximize your maximization again.

And that's all there is to it!

To illustrate this in tabular form, please experience the following:

| Function/Foundation | Idealation | Creatigation | Investimation    | Expandoration        |
| Prioritize?         | Yes!       | A must!      | A definite must! | No doubt!            |
| Stiltify?           | No!        | Never!       | Absolutely not!  | Only if you have to! |
| Number Crunch       | 3.2%       | 49.57%       | 1,323.84%        | ~5%-67%              |
| The Bottom Line     | Buy!       | Sell!        | Castigate!       | Buy!                 |

The Moral of Our Storiation

If you can exactify this proceduratization, you'll be rocketing to the top of the corporate space elevator before you or anyone you know can blink the alphabet seven times backwards. The question is: Do you wantify it? And are you maximizationing that wantification?

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Wow I Am So Original For Doing Like This And Using All Of The Formatting Options

i should post on here more

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