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nah bro i accidentally stole my cash drawer key from work 😭 what an awkward text to my manager 🥀
kiwi just trying to make drama 😭
WHY WOULD YOU ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT IF THERE’S A VICE PRESIDENT???!?!???!?!!???!!
what’s the point of a vice president then??
like what
i’m protesting this vote. I don’t care who the president is this is just dumb
Shortly after the news of the president’s death was delivered yesterday, the administration met to elect a replacement for the late and great president @kiwi. They made the tearful decision to appoint @adventuremase, who is currently stranded on a deserted island in a tropical part of the North Atlantic Ocean, as the president. The administration took the rest of the day off as they fought with the fact Kiwi will never come back. Adventuremase briefly radioed in a response to this news: “Can someone get them a box of tissues? Anywho, this is a tough role to carry, but I believe I can avenge Kiwi. I can’t believe that @toaks definitely, totally killed him. Toaks was shooting sleeping darts at me, so he must have committed many treasonous crimes while I was knocked out.” We can only hope the remainder of the climb proves too difficult for Toaks.
guys look at this legendary find from the ground at work today
hes so cool
3D printed whale
i get free amazon gift cards occasionally from work might give one away someday
obama if he was the president and was making a formal point
this was only 2 months ago?? 😭 💔
had to write a 2-3 page 1-act play for English class.
I now have a 2.5 page 1-act play for English class about a guy called the banana man who secretly hides in his neighbors basement to ask if he will accompany him on a visit to Guatemala to restore a treasured heirloom called the burrito to it's former glory.
will report the grade
Looking for a catalytic converter for a 2010 chevrolet equinox
must
serious inquiries only
just cleared the cache for wasteof wow a lot of you have changed your pfps
biz e bird 15
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what
atheists on christmas day when they wake up to find darwin clause ate the punnett squares they left under the natural selection tree
things normal people say episode 1
“hey, you can’t kill me! murder is illegal!” i said thinkingly
"ah, but we live in murdertown,” said the murderman, before he used his murderous murder powers to murder me murderingly
