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burrito — 8/31/2022, 3:06:24 PM

Wordle 438 4/6

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burrito — 8/30/2022, 12:02:28 PM

Streaming services! All of the perks of cable, plus:

• Five times the ads

• A quarter of the content

• Rising costs that are almost as much as cable anyways

• You have to subscribe to like five of them just to watch your three favorite shows

I don't want to buy subscriptions to fifteen different apps with “plus” at the end of their names just let me watch my freaking Yankee games smh

burrito — 8/29/2022, 5:33:01 PM

Sometimes when I leave the house to meet up with friends I take a random piece of food with me like a slice of turkey or a loose handful of shredded cheese. Then once my friends and I get deep into a conversation, I pull the food out of my pocket and start eating it with zero explanation just to mess with them. Does this make me a sociopath?

burrito — 8/29/2022, 12:07:32 PM

I forgot to mention that my gf broke up with me because I showed her my half-size Dwayne Johnson head that I 3D printed 💀💀💀💀💀

burrito — 8/28/2022, 2:01:44 PM

Geometry Dash is the hardest game on earth

burrito — 8/27/2022, 1:18:06 PM

Sorry I forgor daily posts because my screen time app took over my phone

burrito — 8/25/2022, 6:49:58 PM

I don't hate Dream, I hate his fanbase

burrito — 8/24/2022, 1:48:59 AM

I feel like everyone else has a special talent and I'm just mediocre at everything

burrito — 8/22/2022, 2:22:52 PM

I survived one of the hardest trails I've ever hiked 

burrito — 8/21/2022, 7:42:25 PM

D

burrito — 8/18/2022, 1:44:14 PM

Spam this post with as many comments as you can

Make this the most commented wasteof.money post of all time

burrito — 8/18/2022, 12:32:05 PM

OpenAI's new Dall-E 2 is insanely good! Check out the beta if you have access.

burrito — 8/18/2022, 1:49:30 AM

no cap wenomechainsama

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cequallium — 8/17/2022, 3:59:14 PM

i am at the brink of insanity

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burrito — 8/12/2022, 12:50:54 PM

• AMONG US LOL

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burrito — 8/17/2022, 12:13:09 AM

hi guys

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jeffalo — 8/16/2022, 5:15:22 PM

hi guys

Sent from my MacBook Air

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burrito — 8/16/2022, 12:37:54 PM

I'll be offline for the rest of the week because I'm on vacation