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burrito β€” 1/8/2023, 7:49:42 PM

That moment of terror when you're in first place on Mariokart 3DS with no banana and you hear the red shell coming

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burrito β€” 1/6/2023, 1:47:04 PM

The current state of my Spotify liked songs is Travis Scott followed by Skrillex followed by the Bad Piggies Theme trap remix so I feel like I know a thing or two about weird music taste

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micahlt β€” 1/5/2023, 9:59:31 PM

And you need to understand how insanely wacky my music taste is

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oren β€” 1/5/2023, 6:35:44 PM

You guys need to understand how I listen to music. It's not a casual activity for me

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burrito β€” 1/5/2023, 9:48:43 PM

Cafeteria food either slaps so hard you ascend to the 5th dimension or is such a vile scummy amalgamation of devil’s spawn that the creatures of the night flee in terror from it.

And they literally alternate days.

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burrito β€” 1/2/2023, 10:19:28 PM

Did you guys have to learn to play Hot Cross Buns?

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burrito β€” 12/30/2022, 3:47:11 PM

remember when everyone had to learn how to play the recorder in like 3rd grade for some reason?

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burrito β€” 1/1/2023, 10:14:19 PM

anyone else like random cool map stuff or just me

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burrito β€” 1/1/2023, 4:25:36 AM

heyeyyeete

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burrito β€” 12/30/2022, 3:47:11 PM

remember when everyone had to learn how to play the recorder in like 3rd grade for some reason?

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burrito β€” 12/26/2022, 8:25:19 PM

why is the perry the platypus theme so fire

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burrito β€” 12/26/2022, 8:09:21 PM

YouTube Shorts channels on their way to post a β€œShower Thoughts” video containing the least interesting shower thoughts imaginable

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burrito β€” 12/23/2022, 2:22:16 AM

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burrito β€” 12/23/2022, 2:16:42 AM

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games?

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burrito β€” 12/22/2022, 8:54:33 PM

Last night I managed to short-circuit my phone by getting it wet and accidentally dial 911 within 5 minutes of each other so now I have to deal with a Verizon bill AND the police

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burrito β€” 12/21/2022, 6:03:53 PM

spanish class crazy for playing the most school-inappropriate music videos on a projector in front of the whole class bruh

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burrito β€” 12/21/2022, 3:18:05 PM

BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn

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burrito β€” 12/20/2022, 1:56:25 PM

I’ve fogtrog

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