burrito verified beta

burrito — 3/14/2023, 4:48:24 PM

daily reminder that @perrin did not follow the most basic rule of making an account online and instead decided to make all of his accounts with his real name

burrito — 3/14/2023, 4:45:40 PM

shaking and crying and praying for a snow day in north jersey rn

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perrin — 3/14/2023, 3:43:51 PM

Nothing says Spring Break like a massive snowstorm with 12-20 inches of snowfall

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burrito — 3/13/2023, 1:37:13 PM

someone give this two likes

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jeffalo — 9/7/2021, 1:02:35 PM

can we please make this the most liked post on wasteof.money thanks

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burrito — 3/12/2023, 11:53:46 PM

i love aggressively shitposting to the point where I toe the line between getting 328645 likes and being banned

burrito — 3/12/2023, 11:53:01 PM

like anyone here has held a woman like that

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thenewcreators — 3/12/2023, 11:39:40 PM

What we all really want 🥹

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burrito — 3/12/2023, 5:07:50 PM

How great is it that we live in a time where you can cause a hyperintelligent AI chatbot to malfunction by showing it ASCII art of an Among Us crewmate with an enormous veiny reproductive organ

(Based on true events)

burrito — 3/10/2023, 2:34:52 PM

my triceps hurt

burrito — 3/10/2023, 12:16:16 AM

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that the Incredibles theme song isn't one of the best jazz pieces of all time

burrito — 3/9/2023, 5:23:39 PM

To clarify:

1. I am not an ornithologist

2. I do not attend Cornell nor have I been to Cornell ever

3. I have never in any way been affiliated with the Cornell Lab of Ornithology

4. I do not partake in bird study as a hobby or otherwise

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burrito — 3/9/2023, 5:21:55 PM

Why is Cornell Lab of Ornithology emailing me please help I am scared for my life

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burrito — 3/9/2023, 5:21:55 PM

Why is Cornell Lab of Ornithology emailing me please help I am scared for my life

burrito — 3/9/2023, 3:49:32 AM

wait so apparently white people smell like pennies when they get wet or something????? how have i never noticed this can another race please confirm this is very strange

burrito — 3/8/2023, 9:33:46 PM

polish is not a real language

burrito — 3/8/2023, 11:54:32 AM

why is every strongman a 7 foot tall icelandic man named Thor who eats 20 pounds of raw meat at every meal and lives in a log cabin in the middle of the wilderness shirtless fighting a pack of wolves with his bare hands while the aurora borealis blazes overhead

burrito — 3/7/2023, 6:47:00 PM

or the fact that one of the most famous people on earth right now is a north carolinian man forcing random strangers to compete in elaborate competitions for large sums of money who has also opened a restaurant chain and a chocolate brand

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burrito — 3/7/2023, 2:28:03 AM

How did the internet go from “oh cool you can talk to other people far away” to “this anonymous artist who uses his computer to sketch naked half-man half-animal people for a living got into an argument with me over u.s. foreign policy so now i must refute his argument by attempting to gain more meaningless digital tokens of appreciation on my personal online message than he does”

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burrito — 3/7/2023, 2:28:03 AM

How did the internet go from “oh cool you can talk to other people far away” to “this anonymous artist who uses his computer to sketch naked half-man half-animal people for a living got into an argument with me over u.s. foreign policy so now i must refute his argument by attempting to gain more meaningless digital tokens of appreciation on my personal online message than he does”