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burrito β€” 4/20/2023, 12:41:49 AM

AI Writes My Daily Posts: Day 4/7

Day 4: Google Bard

Prompt: "Write a shower thought for a social media post."

Response: We spend so much time in the shower, yet we never really think about it. We just stand there, letting the water wash over us, and our minds wander. We think about our day, our plans for the future, or we just zone out completely. But what if we could use our time in the shower to be more productive? What if we could use it to learn something new, or to come up with new ideas?

The next time you're in the shower, take a few minutes to focus on something other than your day-to-day worries. Listen to a podcast, read an article, or just think about something that you've been wanting to learn more about. You might be surprised at how much you can accomplish in just a few minutes.

(thanks @da-ta for putting this prompt in for me since I don't have access to Bard)

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burrito β€” 4/18/2023, 10:49:38 AM

AI Writes My Daily Posts: Day 3/7

Day 3: YouChat

Prompt: "Write an announcement for my wasteof.money profile post"

Response: πŸ“’ Exciting news! I'm happy to announce that I'm now collaborating with Wasteof.money to manage my finances. With their user-friendly platform and reasonable fees, I feel confident and secure in the management of my money. It's never been easier to manage my finances and stay on top of my spending. Thanks, Wasteof.money! πŸ’°πŸ’Έ

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burrito β€” 4/17/2023, 11:13:16 AM

AI Writes My Daily Posts: Day 2/7

Day 2: Bing

Prompt: "Write me a controversial hot take for a wasteof.money post"

Response: wasteof.money is just a rip-off of twitter with less features and more bugs. the only reason people use it is because they think it’s cool to be part of a niche community that nobody cares about. wasteof.money should change its name to wasteof.time.

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burrito β€” 4/16/2023, 1:53:32 PM

For the next week, I'll be having an AI write my daily posts. I'm going to give a different chatbot a different prompt every day (e.g. β€œwrite a relatable post”, β€œwrite a funny post”, etc.) and see how it goes!

Day 1: ChatGPT

Prompt: β€œWrite a relatable wasteof.money post”

Response: Hey there, #BudgetBusters! πŸ’Έ Have you ever bought a fancy avocado slicer only to end up with mashed avocados every time? πŸ₯‘πŸ”ͺ Well, that's the kind of "smashed" purchase I made last week! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ’° I was lured by the promise of perfectly sliced avocados for my toast game, but ended up with a messy kitchen and a broken slicer! πŸ™…β€β™€οΈπŸš« Lesson learned: stick to a trusty knife and save your hard-earned cash for more avocados instead of gimmicky gadgets! πŸ™ŒπŸ₯‘ #WasteOfMoney #AvocadoFail #KitchenFails #GuacGoneWrong πŸš«πŸ’ΈπŸ₯‘

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burrito β€” 4/13/2023, 8:20:58 PM

people are always swooning over ryan reynolds like he doesn’t look like a rich middle-aged suburban dad who lives in a cookie cutter mcmansion identical to every other house on the block and owns a peloton

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burrito β€” 4/13/2023, 1:45:07 PM

YouTube Shorts channels with Subway Surfers gameplay on in the background on their way to post the shittiest β€œshower thoughts” known to man

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burrito β€” 4/12/2023, 1:26:45 AM

anyone else get the bad kind of goosebumps from random materials like styrofoam and chalk i hate it

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burrito β€” 4/11/2023, 2:33:24 PM

guys i did not watch the mario movie no spoilers

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burrito β€” 4/8/2023, 11:19:27 PM

normally neil degrasse tyson seems super pretentious to me but i agreed with him when he said that straight-a students get good grades not because of good teachers, but in spite of bad ones

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burrito β€” 4/8/2023, 10:42:19 PM

burritette >>>>>

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burrito β€” 4/8/2023, 1:30:29 AM

the waitress with an accent watching me stare blankly back at her after my white ass fails to understand her question for the fourth time in a row

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burrito β€” 4/8/2023, 1:28:00 AM

oop too late

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wahsp β€” 4/8/2023, 12:04:23 AM

you gonna finish that or… πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

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burrito β€” 4/5/2023, 4:36:32 PM

if i hit 150 followers in the next 10000000000000000000 years i will eat an entire 2003 toyota corolla in one giant gulp

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burrito β€” 4/7/2023, 3:39:12 PM

150 followers ΒΎ of the way there!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!&8&8_93?4(9_

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burrito β€” 3/25/2023, 2:54:07 PM

if I get to 200 followers by the end of May I'll do a voice reveal

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burrito β€” 4/7/2023, 3:38:45 PM

breakign bad is the best show

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burrito β€” 4/6/2023, 1:14:01 AM

among us shitting toothpaste

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burrito β€” 4/6/2023, 1:13:49 AM

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