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Sleeping with your windows open is cool until a FAMILY OF 5 FREAKING FOXES moves into the backyard and they make weird noises all night while the dogs bark at it and sounds like an entire bus full of kindergartners is being mauled by a pack of Rottweilers outside my window at 3 in the morning
Hey guys!
I am excited to announce that I will be hosting a Q&A session today in the comment section! I know a lot of you have been asking me questions about my interests, hobbies, and daily life, so I thought it would be a great opportunity to answer them all in one go.
The Q&A will start in just a few hours, so get your questions ready! I'll be answering them live in the comment section, so make sure to stay tuned and join in on the conversation.
I can't wait to chat with all of you and share more about myself. See you soon!
I guess I'm a prodigy and just haven't found it yet
I swear I have to clean every tiny thing whenever any guest come over like cmon mom I know for a fact you and the four PTA moms coming over for an hour are not having their meeting in the crawlspace behind my bookshelf so why am I in here with a duster????
i just have two playlists called “yeah” (cover is the mindblown octopus memoji) and “uh” (cover is the among us shitting toothpaste) that divide roughly the two subgenres of music I listen to
yes and it’s called “songs that really need my biscuit” with a cursed image of the Pillsbury dough boy as the photo
Does anyone else have a playlist on Spotify or another service that is kinda like a master playlist? Y’know, the one with basically every song you’ve ever enjoyed. Because I have one called “Music to fill the endlessly empty void in your stone cold putrid heart” that has 755 songs and is 52 hrs and 26 mins long that I put on shuffle at least once a day lmao.
I just woke up from the most vivid dream that red lobster completely switched years and started selling PLANES. Exclusively aviation-related vehicles for the purpose of human consumption. You could just go in there and order a Cessna 172 or something and then they would give it to you and you could eat it. I remember when I woke up I legitimately hallucinated the feeling of hot air balloon basket in my mouth and the taste lingered for like 5 minutes.
I have never been more emotionally invested in any film series than the employee harassment module things I have to watch for work the plots of these things are exquisite and the character development is insane
who needs the mcu when you have the employee harassment handbook cinematic universe