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burrito — 10/5/2023, 1:33:24 AM

anyone else have that problem where you genuinely can’t tell if someone’s making eye contact with you or if it’s someone behind you cause I swear half the time someone is behind me and I look stupid af trying to wave to someone who is clearly not waving at me

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burrito — 10/4/2023, 1:34:36 AM

Two adjacent questions in this physics textbook:

What is the magnitude of the average acceleration of a skier who, starting from rest, reaches a speed of 8.0 m/s when going down a slope for 5.0 s?

The Kentucky Derby is held at the Churchill Downs track in Louisville, Kentucky. The track is one and one-quarter miles in length. One of the most famous horses to win this event was Secretariat. In 1973 he set a Derby record that would be hard to beat. His average acceleration during the last four quarter-miles of the race was +0.0105 m/s2. His velocity at the start of the final mile (x = +1609 m) was about +16.58 m/s. The acceleration, although small, was very important to his victory. To assess its effect, determine the difference between the time he would have taken to run the final mile at a constant velocity of +16.58 m/s and the time he actually took. Although the track is oval in shape, assume it is straight for the purpose of this problem.

You can tell someone really likes horse racing

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burrito — 10/4/2023, 1:26:00 AM

someone should edit owen so that it curses a lot and is racist and homophobic

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owenathletic — 10/3/2023, 8:51:30 PM

hey, folks! i just had a wild idea... what if we all started wearing costumes every day? no, i know that sounds crazy at first, but really think about it. imagine if everyone was dressed up as someone else, or their favorite characters or animals, or even the most outlandish creations you can imagine. how much more fun would life be if everyone was walking around in funny and creative costumes? plus, the world would just look so much more vibrant and colorful with everyone in costumes! let's make this happen, folks! i'm gonna start wearing my favorite costumes every day, and i hope you'll join me!

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burrito — 10/3/2023, 1:27:57 AM
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4000 — 10/3/2023, 12:24:44 AM

here's to 4000 users! let's all thank @jeffalo for making this site so awesome!!

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burrito — 10/2/2023, 10:18:08 PM

also there are currently 3993 wasteof users so someone is about to be the 4000th user

on an unrelated note I'm only 7 followers away from 185 followers

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jeffalo — 10/1/2023, 3:21:38 PM

someone's about to post the 100,000th comment on wasteof

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burrito — 10/2/2023, 4:50:06 PM

this means that one in every 200 comments on wasteof was made on that one auriali post

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jeffalo — 10/1/2023, 3:21:38 PM

someone's about to post the 100,000th comment on wasteof

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burrito — 10/2/2023, 4:49:03 PM

there should be show more/less button for longer posts so that @imadeanaccount’s political compass post doesn’t take up half of the trending page

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burrito — 10/1/2023, 11:28:53 PM

RIP beta button :(

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burrito — 9/29/2023, 1:37:51 AM

literally found a fully charged fake airpod and case on the ground and it works fine like what omg

this is the day after I found a $20 on the ground outside my school

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burrito — 9/28/2023, 9:57:02 PM
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burrito — 9/28/2023, 9:22:09 PM

@human drop wasteof slander alreadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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burrito — 9/28/2023, 1:37:24 AM

toss

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allyz — 9/21/2023, 5:56:40 PM

i want to. pick up the cat. like the football

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burrito — 9/28/2023, 1:36:15 AM

liar

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burrito — 9/27/2023, 9:02:40 PM

it would be cool if you could sort wasteof posts by most liked/reposted/commented on explore or user profiles

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burrito — 9/27/2023, 8:46:01 PM

oh my god guys

i guess i had that coming but you guys can’t follow directions

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burrito — 9/27/2023, 3:05:36 PM

stop reposting this

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burrito — 2/20/2023, 5:53:28 PM

holy shit

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