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burrito — 10/23/2023, 2:31:25 AM

bomboclaat dog 🐶🐶🐶

burrito — 10/22/2023, 2:43:14 AM

i am going to have to split this up; i’m gonna do a >35 mile hike and then some extra stuff to hit like 50-ish but i’ll do it all close together

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burrito — 10/9/2023, 2:13:10 PM

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

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burrito — 10/21/2023, 2:42:01 AM

I swear insta reels commenters are on a whole new level of degenerate

burrito — 10/20/2023, 1:34:24 PM

why do i need a half hour buffer period between everything i do like idk what compelling force makes me lay on the couch watching shorts for 30 minutes after i complete a homework assignment before i can start the next one

burrito — 10/19/2023, 1:36:43 AM

mfs will be like “omg i tweeted this while high 😆😆😆 so silly idk what I meant by this” bitch I don’t need weed to post the most delusional, nonsensical gibberish completely sober

burrito — 10/18/2023, 1:39:29 PM

20 followers until 200… thanks to the 180 cool people who put up with my bs in their feed

burrito — 10/18/2023, 1:38:45 PM

jesus this is almost on the most liked posts of all time leaderboard

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burrito — 10/9/2023, 2:13:10 PM

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

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burrito — 10/17/2023, 4:32:03 PM

gnerg

burrito — 10/16/2023, 2:19:02 AM

I love how Wikipedia can just answer literally anything you need in like five seconds lmao here's my Wikipedia history for today

List of federally recognized tribes in the United States Guymon, Oklahoma Basin and range topography Congo Pedicle Assault (horse) Waggoner Ranch Ham Sandwich Theorem Qingdao, China Toshiba Hisense Higgs mechanism Subatomic particle Svalbard Global Seed Vault

burrito — 10/12/2023, 2:41:49 PM

not long when you’re the single most popular user on the website

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jeffalo — 10/11/2023, 8:02:32 AM

let's switch this up a little…

how long can this post stay at 0 likes?

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burrito — 10/12/2023, 1:33:53 AM

if jack harlow was a state he would be kentucky

burrito — 10/12/2023, 1:29:54 AM

so-called “free thinkers” when the cha-cha slide comes on:

burrito — 10/11/2023, 9:28:48 PM

WHO OUT HERE SMELLIN LIKE YOGURT !!!

burrito — 10/10/2023, 8:35:03 PM

i swear nebraska is basically the beige of the united states like nothing goes on there

burrito — 10/10/2023, 4:30:08 PM

this is exactly where i need it

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burrito — 10/9/2023, 2:13:10 PM

for every like that this post gets i will walk one mile (seriously)

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