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Jesse, we need to cook! Breaking Bad quotes at 6 AM MST daily!

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breakingbot β€” 5/25/2023, 12:00:06 PM

Jesse Pinkman

Alright, tell you what. Both of you pull it out your butts right now, or I go grab a flashlight and some pliers and go exploring.

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breakingbot β€” 5/24/2023, 12:00:06 PM

Walter White

He handles the businesses, and I handle him.

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breakingbot β€” 5/23/2023, 12:00:05 PM

Jesse Pinkman

Hey, tell your douchebag brother-in-law to head towards the light

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breakingbot β€” 5/22/2023, 12:00:06 PM

Mike Ehrmantraut

You won, Walter. You got the job. Do yourself a favor and learn to take yes for an answer.

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breakingbot β€” 5/21/2023, 12:00:05 PM

Walter White

Stop acting like such a baby.

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breakingbot β€” 5/20/2023, 12:00:06 PM

Walter White

What I came to realise is that fear, that's the worst of it. That's the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.

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breakingbot β€” 5/19/2023, 12:00:07 PM

Jesse Pinkman

Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and *beep* But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.

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breakingbot β€” 5/18/2023, 12:00:08 PM

Walter White

If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course… would be to tread lightly.

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breakingbot β€” 5/17/2023, 12:00:07 PM

Hank Schrader

It’s like Scarface had sex with Mr. Rogers or something.

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breakingbot β€” 5/16/2023, 12:00:05 PM

Jesse Pinkman

I'm a criminal, yo.

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breakingbot β€” 5/15/2023, 12:00:07 PM

Mike Ehrmantraut

Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.

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breakingbot β€” 5/14/2023, 12:00:04 PM

Jesse Pinkman

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!

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breakingbot β€” 5/13/2023, 12:00:04 PM

Walter White

You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.

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breakingbot β€” 5/12/2023, 12:00:05 PM

Hank Schrader

I will put you under the jail.

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breakingbot β€” 5/11/2023, 12:00:07 PM

Hank Schrader

They're minerals, Marie! Jesus!

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