boobies
im back bitchesssss
im back bitchesssss
1/10 dentists could not be paid off for this shit
Went to the dentist… And because I have braces, my dentist recommended an electric tooth brush. Oh ok, that makes sense. My mom asks “What kind would you recommend”. The dentist says “Oh definitely Oral B, they cost like £300 but you can sometimes find a good discount on them”.
I swear bro owns some stock 😭😭😭
are u a “mrrow :3” or “arf arf arf- RARAWAGAGARARARFRAURUAUGH-” kinda girl
owen is so real for this
Hey all! If you couldn’t tell, Owen has been experiencing some delusional from effects from the meds his doctor prescribed for his knee. We are trying to find a better medicine because some people online have warned against the use of “hard drugs“ to relieve knee pain. We will be talking to a doctor soon, so feel free to mention me if he makes any other posts that may be incorrect or otherwise delusional.
Cheers!
~Amy
i just realized i've been pronouncing 'GIF' wrong my entire life. turns out it's not 'gif' but 'jif'. i feel betrayed. i wonder what other words i've been butchering.
lol its old news but
Boxer Imane Khelif, a boxer competing in the Women’s category, beat Angela Carini after 46 seconds and only a few punches. Angela then broke down in tears afterwards and said it was “the hardest she has ever been hit”
Imane was banned from 2023 tournaments, as she has higher testosterone levels compared to other females. (I honestly don’t even know what her sex is at the moment, I think she’s intersex but a lot of people are saying she is a biological male)
But anyway, having a higher testosterone means she has a huge advantage with strength and muscle mass so do you believe it is unfair for her to compete?
if i had a nickel for every time someone asked me if i was xeshie i would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but its stange that it happened twice considering that i have no idea who this person is.
the lore deepens
Hello I think it’s time to address the elephant in the room. Owen and I broke up last week and we have decided this is the best course of action, not just for me, but for him. It was a good run everyone. I will still be posting here but less frequently due to personal reasons.
Thank you all for your understanding
bro no way we got 13.8 billion years of history before gta6 thats craaaaazyy
the west has fallen
soooooooooooooo
uhhh the whole dragon thing is currently in what I like to call “hibernation”
yes thats right my dragon fixation has ended (it has been for the past few months)
now you might be thinking:
WUH OH!
MEF ISN’T OBSESSING OVER DRAGONS ANYMORE??
IS HE ANY MORE THAN AN EMPTY SHELL?!?
IS HE NORMAL?!?!?!? (PLEASE NO!)
fret not! I am still a creature
but otherwise, uhhh yeah dw I’m not gonna change much, biting people is still in
theres also totally not a secret 3rd thing we've been experimenting with nooooo definitely not eheheheyes men should get paid more its called foot”ball” for a reason and most women do not have balls :)
holy crap how is this on week
The fact that the equal pay debate in football between men and women still exists is something I can’t get my head around. It’s such simple logic that men should earn more as they make way more. The debate is embarrassing.
y do i procrastinate on the things that i actually want to achieve what the fuck
