avoid5

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avoid5 — 4/20/2024, 3:05:01 PM
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factsbot — 4/20/2024, 3:00:06 PM
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a fifty thousand-word novel, "Gadsby," without any word containing the letter "e."
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avoid5 — 11/5/2023, 4:36:01 AM

lossof.cash

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avoid5 — 10/13/2023, 12:04:06 AM

Do hand drying apparati actually work? I’m 90% it’s just a fabrication at this point. Look, I got sick of that sound, it was still not dry! I go back to what I was doing, and what? Moist will vanish as quick as it did as I was using that apparatus! In fact, this apparatus looks not as fast!

My hunch: That apparatus is only so that individuals’ hands stay atop a sink during which liquid is dripping from so that it won’t go all on a floor which individuals walk on.

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pkmnq — 4/2/2023, 6:03:50 AM

Do those hand dryers actually work? I’m 90% they’re just a placebo at this point. By the time I get tired of the sound of the hand dryer, almost none of the water was actually dried! And when I get back to what I was doing? The water dries at the exact same rate it did when I was using the hand dryer! In fact, it might even be faster!

My theory: Hand dryers are only there so that people keep their hands over the sink while water is dripping from them so that it doesn’t go all over the floor.

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avoid5 — 10/2/2023, 6:27:09 AM

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avoid5 — 8/27/2023, 3:20:26 PM

Forgot about this account. I was away for so long that my post button had dust on it.

Anyway, “unusually crumbly” is still as amazing as it was as I first said it. Fantastic.

Probably should start following accounts again.

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avoid5 — 5/27/2023, 3:04:10 AM

@eevee

You sound unusually crumbly

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eevee — 5/27/2023, 1:36:03 AM

@theglasspenguin

You seem exceptionally breakable

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theglasspenguin — 5/26/2023, 5:52:56 PM

@unyielding-void

you seem like an easy target

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nihilev — 5/26/2023, 5:41:35 PM

@slugcat

you seem exceptionally edible

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avoid5 — 3/30/2023, 2:51:29 AM

What

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avoid5 — 3/24/2023, 2:26:46 AM

ipgpuggizpipfauf0suflfgzpivjobpskvxgugu0hxikspvjvpzvispovispzjjvpzojczozv

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avoid5 — 3/17/2023, 12:46:34 PM

two, four, six, thirty, thirty-two, thirty-four, thirty-six, forty, forty-two, forty-four, forty-six, fifty, fifty-two, fifty-four, fifty-six, sixty-two, sixty-four, sixty-six, two thousand

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avoid5 — 3/17/2023, 5:41:10 AM

So am I most popular alt or is that @mill? Anybody know?

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avoid5 — 3/15/2023, 1:44:34 AM

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bipha — 3/15/2023, 1:41:45 AM

gmfqd

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mill — 3/15/2023, 12:59:55 AM

@wynd repost this and make me the most popular alt

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avoid5 — 2/15/2023, 5:31:31 AM

Anybody knows about any pangram minus fifthglyphs?

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avoid5 — 2/9/2023, 12:23:42 AM

(i found out how to do it, don’t worry about this post)

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avoid5 — 1/13/2023, 4:34:11 AM

Combining 5 with 1 is difficult on its own, so plus 25? No. I will not. I just won’t.

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pkmnq — 1/13/2023, 4:30:56 AM

@avoid5 do the thing

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grippins — 6/16/2022, 8:55:35 PM

I bet you guys can't make a sentence without using the letters "a" or "y"!

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avoid5 — 1/12/2023, 4:44:32 AM

What’s this H button

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