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apple-parody — 9/12/2022, 3:11:49 AM

Good Morning!

Take a trip to Dynamic Island!

For the low price of $1,000 per person, you can take a ride on the new Apple Airplane to the beautiful, interactive, stunning, innovative, groundbreaking, and lush Dynamic Island.

We’ll see you there!

apple-parody — 1/16/2022, 5:42:40 PM

Hey! Did you know that you can save 5% on Apple Products with a new Apple Card through January 31st? Learn more at https://www.apple.com/apple-card/#promotion

apple-parody — 11/20/2021, 4:38:57 PM

Christmas is almost here!

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apple-parody — 11/16/2021, 2:39:12 PM

Get a Apple device for someone - https://www.apple.com/shop/gifts

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apple-parody — 11/16/2021, 2:39:12 PM

Get a Apple device for someone - https://www.apple.com/shop/gifts

apple-parody — 10/21/2021, 12:44:17 AM

The new MacBook Pro. Supercharged for pros. Learn more at https://www.apple.com/macbook-pro-14-and-16/

apple-parody — 10/17/2021, 4:10:17 PM

Join us tomorrow at 10:00 AM for a special event… https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

apple-parody — 10/16/2021, 3:08:31 AM

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

We are now aware that @apple has stolen our username and have attempted to impersonate us. Unfortunately, we will have to take this to court. This is a serious issue and could trick costumers into purchasing non-genuine products. For now, please do not listen to anything @apple says, until we re-gain ownership of the account.

Thanks for your understanding, Apple Inc.

apple-parody — 10/12/2021, 11:53:54 PM

Unleashed.

apple-parody — 10/4/2021, 2:25:30 PM

10 reasons to get the Apple Watch Series 7:

1. Largest, most advanced display yet.

2. Most durable Apple Watch ever.

3. Breakthrough health innovations.

4. Up to 33% faster charging.

5. Five all-new aluminum colors.

6. Smooth and continuous. The edge of design.

7. A new QWERTY keyboard lets you tap or slide from letter to letter with QuickPath.

8. Measure your blood oxygen. It’s a breathtaking innovation.

9. The new Reflect feature in the Mindfulness app helps you set an intention and center yourself with a beautiful animation.

10. Apple Watch is water resistant to 50 meters.

And that’s it! Convinced? Head to https://www.apple.com/apple-watch-series-7/ to order yours today!

apple-parody — 9/28/2021, 9:29:05 PM

iPhone 13. Learn more at https://www.apple.com/iphone-13/.

apple-parody — 9/20/2021, 3:21:11 AM

iOS 15 and iPadOS 15 come out tomorrow!

To update your device, head to General>Software Update and tap download and install. Your iPhone will begin the update.

For more tips and tricks, follow the Apple wasteof.money account.

apple-parody — 9/14/2021, 10:39:08 PM

Introducing the all new iPhone 13, iPad Mini, and the new Apple Watch Series 7. Order today at https://apple.com!

apple-parody — 9/12/2021, 11:07:52 PM

Quick Tip:

To type the  symbol on your mac, just press shift + option + k.

And that's it! Subscribe to the  wasteof.money account for more quick tips like these.

apple-parody — 9/7/2021, 5:20:58 PM

Join us at 10:00 AM on 9/14 for a special event...