theres this one classmate in my lecture and she has such a cute voice and accent avlskdjf
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theres this one classmate in my lecture and she has such a cute voice and accent avlskdjf
ugh we stan waking up for an online lecture and saying “good morning” to the profs, only for it to come out horribly cause morning voice
you know it’s your senior year when you spend the morning after teaching a science class on a Zoom call with one of the other senior instructors (who also happens to be my cousin) having a life crisis over graduation
people who are good at math are cool and i wish i was one of them
deez nuts
please give me some petty but overall harmless insults (e.g. i hope the saltwater ruins your clothes and I hope you spend the rest of your life sleeping alone) to use :]
i keep forgetting what the numbers in my discord tag are when i have to give someone my tag even though im online like every day, is it just me?
i made a pickup line irl that was like “hey are you the apollo moon rocks? cause you’re looking like a national treasure” and one of my friends just went “but when I think of national treasure i think of nick cage”
lmao apparently i wasnt the only person who witnessed the fight/lockdown 3 days ago and it started with someone stealing a phone and texting the owner’s mum that the owner was gay as a joke. c’mon man ._.
POPcat gif, but it’s just screaming “AAAA” every time it opens its mouth
i owed my best friend like $10 for prom dinner (I already paid $40 cause it was crazyyyy expensive) and i gave it to him just now and he called it drug money lol
shoutout to my school marching band i can hear them from across the school and its lowkey glorious
not amazon fresh giving me ads when i already go there once a week,,,
attempting to belt the high note in Heart Attack (the demi lovato song) is a really good way to weird out your parents, I’ve discovered :)