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allyz — 6/13/2022, 5:45:47 PM

theres this one classmate in my lecture and she has such a cute voice and accent avlskdjf

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allyz — 6/13/2022, 5:39:02 PM

ugh we stan waking up for an online lecture and saying “good morning” to the profs, only for it to come out horribly cause morning voice

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allyz — 6/13/2022, 9:08:36 AM

“sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner.

…with an E.”

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allyz — 6/12/2022, 11:08:04 PM

you know it’s your senior year when you spend the morning after teaching a science class on a Zoom call with one of the other senior instructors (who also happens to be my cousin) having a life crisis over graduation

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allyz — 6/12/2022, 4:56:53 AM

people who are good at math are cool and i wish i was one of them

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allyz — 6/11/2022, 10:12:31 PM

deez nuts

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allyz — 6/11/2022, 8:23:27 PM

please give me some petty but overall harmless insults (e.g. i hope the saltwater ruins your clothes and I hope you spend the rest of your life sleeping alone) to use :]

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allyz — 6/11/2022, 7:51:18 PM

i keep forgetting what the numbers in my discord tag are when i have to give someone my tag even though im online like every day, is it just me?

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allyz — 6/11/2022, 7:44:55 PM

i made a pickup line irl that was like “hey are you the apollo moon rocks? cause you’re looking like a national treasure” and one of my friends just went “but when I think of national treasure i think of nick cage”

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allyz — 6/11/2022, 5:13:55 PM

lmao apparently i wasnt the only person who witnessed the fight/lockdown 3 days ago and it started with someone stealing a phone and texting the owner’s mum that the owner was gay as a joke. c’mon man ._.

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allyz — 6/11/2022, 5:01:10 PM

POPcat gif, but it’s just screaming “AAAA” every time it opens its mouth

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allyz — 6/10/2022, 9:38:34 PM

i owed my best friend like $10 for prom dinner (I already paid $40 cause it was crazyyyy expensive) and i gave it to him just now and he called it drug money lol

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allyz — 6/10/2022, 6:54:10 PM

shoutout to my school marching band i can hear them from across the school and its lowkey glorious

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allyz — 6/10/2022, 6:06:58 PM

not amazon fresh giving me ads when i already go there once a week,,,

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allyz — 6/10/2022, 6:01:41 PM

attempting to belt the high note in Heart Attack (the demi lovato song) is a really good way to weird out your parents, I’ve discovered :)

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