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allyz — 7/23/2022, 8:39:50 PM

i wanna write a superhero story

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allyz — 7/23/2022, 4:35:35 AM

in less than a week i’ll be in another country across the world

to any other americans: yeehaw mfs

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allyz — 7/22/2022, 9:01:43 PM

@willy GOOD JOB ADMIN MY CHILD IM SO PROUD OF YOU

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allyz — 7/21/2022, 9:25:12 PM

the axe forgets but the tree remembers

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allyz — 7/21/2022, 9:25:05 PM

we stan going to sleep after a parent screams at you for an hour on end and then them waking up and acting like nothing’s happened and youre being unreasonable for bringing it up :))))

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allyz — 7/21/2022, 7:46:09 AM

anyone else with genuinely awful parents

like a mix between helicoptery, treating kids like scum and also quashing any steps towards basic independence in favor of keeping their child under their thumb? :DDD

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allyz — 7/21/2022, 12:54:24 AM

sibling made me jaywalk so i flipped em off >:D

there was a bus behind and i think they thought i was flipping them off,,,,,

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allyz — 7/19/2022, 9:03:20 PM

we might bake cookies today :D

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allyz — 7/19/2022, 6:56:44 AM

cheddar crackers :)

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allyz — 7/18/2022, 9:12:00 PM

my printed graduation photos arrived :D my best friend accidentally photobombed it and he looks like hes trying to perform some kinda magic spell

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allyz — 7/18/2022, 7:59:12 AM

my dad jumpscared my sibling and then laughed it off a few months ago so ive been doing casual research on what gives him the biggest jumpscare. turns out its screaming in a slightly catlike pitch that gets the most extreme reaction. viva la resistance

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allyz — 7/18/2022, 6:30:04 AM

i dont have any STAPLERS with STAPLES whats the point of a STAPLER without STAPLES

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allyz — 7/18/2022, 2:45:31 AM

bread cat

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allyz — 7/18/2022, 12:25:00 AM

our retribution for having 3 days of warm weather is infinite cold

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allyz — 7/17/2022, 9:47:07 PM

got the right amount of taco bell and the cashier is starting to recognize us 😎

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