Icelandic Waters: “A person with a confident, egotistical attitude is like a string of code that unwraps a lot of optional values, doesn't put ELSE branches in their IF statements, and pulls fixed index numbers from heavily variable lists: one unforeseen exception, one deviation in the data, and the whole thing falls apart. So, by all means, carry a one-watt handheld laser and a rig of cellular-enabled cameras when you take a walk in the woods. Trail a five hundred-foot Ethernet cable through a haunted house and call in an orbital raid in the middle of court jester duty. Break the mold and break their data tables. Be no fun.”