On this day, February 17, 2026, we, as the members of @jeffalo's new polycule humbly request a heart badge next to our names. We believe that since Jeffalo's other partner who is not in the polycule immediately got verified and hearted, that it is more than fair for us to at the very least get the heart badge. While we do dearly love Jeffalo, we need the heart badge to prove to the IRS that we are married for tax reasons. Thank you.
no way this isn’t a bit
We’re totally serious, man.