Crack House Mini Report
As we conclude our winter break and begin 2026, we can now reassure the public that the Crack House is fully alive and well. To be perfectly clear, there was never a government shutdown going on here or anything - this whole time there was still one guy at the offices playing solitaire on his computer, so therefore we’ve been open this entire time.
Today, the KiwiLate administration announces that we’ll be conditionally permitting the sale of recreational and medicinal drugs for one person in particular - @burrito will now be able to freely acquire whatever goods he desires without any charges, so that he may continue to create the finest wasteof posts known to man. And if he was already doing that, which let’s be honest he probably was, then uh… I guess we’re just reiterating the status quo. Nothing to see here, move along.
You may ask, why? Simply put, burritoposting = profit = more money wasted. You’re welcome.
That concludes this mini kiwi geek report. We’re still at work fulfilling our ridiculous set of campaign promises and will be providing an update on those ASAP as possible.
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