We apologize, for we mistakenly published an unverified copy of our pamphlet instead of the one intended to make it to the press. I guess that’s what happens when your proofreading budget is more invested in wasting money instead of proofreading.
Below is the intended pamphlet.
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I am extremely disappointed that the president spread false news about how to defeat vampires, while claiming it was verified by my education board. I would like to clarify that the true method to defeat vampires is to bite them first.
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Today, the KiwiLate Education Board released this edutaining pamphlet on how to protect yourself from the statistically unlikely threat of vampires.
whag if im not into that
i KNOW you’re into some kinky shi gng
what do you MEAN
@leaks
what