New pieces of the TallPeter files have been released, and to be honest, we didn’t ask the Wasted Onion to do this, but it’s weird and unexpected just like real politics, so I say let’s run with it.

We’d like to clear up confusion, so let me clarify that we apologize for naming you as a suspect. This is a false accusation written by Bob, the Crack House’s ex-janitor, before he was replaced by @mef, who actually has a brain and would never write such blasphemy.

Anyways feel free to look at the TallPeter files now, and we’ll reveal the true author of the files after we’re done with an unrelated investigation into the security of our servers.