earthdevs — 10/5/2025, 2:37:23 AM

It has come to our attention that the organs in your body are weighted towards your torso. So, in a move that would impress any UI designer, we're pushing an update soon that "fixes" this giant and game breaking issue.

Changes made:

• Vital organs in legs

• Leg durability has been reduced

Happy. . . Leg. . . Something. Earthlings.