earthdevs — 10/5/2025, 2:37:23 AM

It has come to our attention that the organs in your body are weighted towards your torso. So, in a move that would impress any UI designer, we're pushing an update soon that "fixes" this giant and game breaking issue.

Changes made:

Happy. . . Leg. . . Something. Earthlings.

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owl:

Imagine being born in 2025 and getting this horrendous update

10/5/2025, 8:29:34 AM
earthdevs:

It's rolling out to EVERYONE

10/5/2025, 5:13:48 PM
-gge:

can i opt out

10/7/2025, 8:24:34 PM
earthdevs:

No. Have fun, liver legs

10/12/2025, 7:09:41 AM
-gge:

will online features be disabled if i dont get this update

10/7/2025, 8:24:55 PM
earthdevs:

Common misconception, Earth is an always online title.

10/12/2025, 7:10:07 AM
adventuremase:

can i have my liver in my legs

10/5/2025, 2:39:30 AM
earthdevs:

You get left kidney

10/5/2025, 5:13:40 PM