By The Wasted Onion: New Wasteof4 Feature Allows Users To Delete Accounts They Don’t Like

THE INTERNET—In a move that has already sent shockwaves through the community, wasteof.money owner Jeffalo has introduced a new wasteof4 feature that allows users to delete accounts they don’t like. “Since you guys can’t ever seem to get along, I’ve decided to arm you all with the ability to delete anyone else’s account at any time for any reason you see fit,” said Jeffalo in a post early Monday afternoon, claiming that giving users this ability would prevent future moderation issues. “Just think about it, if you guys can essentially nuke each other at any time, you’ll be in a perpetual state of paralysing anxiety that’ll make you unable to voice your thoughts on anything for fear of being deleted by someone, moderation solved!” At press time, @da-ta has become the first user to be deleted using the feature, user @Auriali in a statement to The Wasted Onion said that she was the one to delete the da-ta account because he was “nowhere near as cool” as her.