FACT: When I was younger, I was convinced that Super Mario Odyssey didn't actually exist, and was either a conspiracy or an unreleased game, that people were speculating about. I don't know exactly why I believed this…

I bring this up because I just found the leaked imagery of the . . . uhhh . . . Swatch. My only observation on the hardware is that it has screenshot buttons on both Joy-Cons. I also remember hearing leaked plans for an SMO sequel. Maybe they'll include that in their opening launch series.

Cantiviler: “Less ‘art gallery’ and more ‘art prison’.”