Cantiviler: “My apologies, miss.” *muffled scream*

Icelandic Waters #1: “They're probably going to mistake this for a lens cap photo.”

Icelandic Waters #2: “I mean, if you reverse-taxonomize this scene, this is similar to a lens cap photo. What they have in common are that they were taken very close to physical matter in such a way that little to no light made it to the camera. The only difference is that the light barrier in a lens cap photo is made of plastic, whereas the “lens cap” in this scene is made of some unknown textile.”