How to freak out Pariki 101: put a dragon in danger.

Icelandic Water Dragon: *reading TLoZ:EoW dialogue out loud* “They have appeared in Eldin Volcano, Faron Wetlands, and Holy Mount Lan-an—n-m-n-“

Pariki: “Oh no. Oh dear. Naydra, my beloved, are you okay?!“

Icelandic Waters: “Umm, aren’t those three locations where all three of the immortal dragons are?”

Pariki: “Oh dear, oh dear . . .“ *panicked breathing*

Five minutes later…

Rhoam: “Those three locations connect to the Prime Energy — a source of power beyond our understanding, left behind by the goddesses.“

Pariki: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"