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wait i’m the fucking national intelligence man

FIRST CHANGE UNDER @DERTERMENTER

HUMINT, or otherwise known as Human Intelligence, which is a part of the national intelligence department, will now be deploying spies on public aeroplanes to see if anyone claps when the plane lands. If/when people do clap, that person (if identified) will be completely and forever cleared as being a national threat as that person is obviously loopy and is no threat to our nation.

Aug 9, 2024, 8:30 PM
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