cheesewhisk3rs — 5/15/2024, 7:43:34 AM

I tried raw bees today, here’s my food review:

Taste: 8/10

Very tasty, a little spicy and crunchy. Overall quite delicious. Perfect with a side of salad.

Health benefits: 0/10

I had to get rushed to the hospital because even though the bees weren’t meant to be alive, one was and stung me in the throat. At least cooked bees aren’t a health hazard.

Overall: 7/10

The bees from a local hive chased me down and killed me but the taste of raw bees was worth it.

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pkmnq:

Sad news, there aren’t any raw bees anymore in the world because of global warming, by technicality what you actually ate were medium rare bees

5/15/2024, 10:29:05 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

They were deep-freezed raw bees from 1884.

5/15/2024, 10:29:44 AM
a05fe6:

You should try them on pizza, it’s really good! 👍

5/15/2024, 9:57:59 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

But then they would be cooked

5/15/2024, 10:08:27 AM
a05fe6:

No it’s good raw, it adds a little bit of crunch

5/15/2024, 11:51:04 AM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Yes, but they would be cooked when on pizza, since pizza is cooked.

5/15/2024, 12:28:56 PM
mef:

stick the raw bees in the cheese while it’s still somewhat melty so that they can’t escape

5/15/2024, 1:55:36 PM
a05fe6:

Just put them on after the pizza is cooked, or don’t cook the pizza at all

5/15/2024, 8:37:23 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

Achievement Get: Raw Pizza

5/15/2024, 8:44:24 PM