qwbanana — 4/26/2024, 6:40:43 AM

quick, only recite the punchlines of jokes in the comments

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pkmnq — 4/26/2024, 6:28:02 AM

the punchline

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mythus:

pony

10/16/2025, 1:08:35 PM
toaks:

If I had explained it first, I would be putting Descartes before da horse

10/15/2025, 11:36:17 PM
zagle1772:

you can {tune a|tuna} piano but you can’t {tune a|tuna} fish!

10/15/2025, 8:21:34 PM
luckythecat:

I swear it was bigger yesterday.

10/15/2025, 7:18:24 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!

10/15/2025, 6:31:31 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

The third logician said "Yes!"

9/15/2025, 8:29:10 PM
olav:

spiders with no legs are deaf

4/27/2024, 3:05:55 PM
qwbanana:

i can’t for the life of me figure out what the setup for that joke would be

4/28/2024, 7:04:45 PM
olav:

It was about a scientist cutting off the legs of a spider one by one and then telling it to walk. When the spider had no legs and the scientist told it to walk, the spider did not walk. So the scientist concluded that spiders with no legs are dead.

5/26/2024, 4:56:44 AM
esben:

ground beef

4/26/2024, 2:19:20 PM
cheesewhisk3rs:

To get to the other side

4/26/2024, 8:12:35 AM
pkmnq:

It already has no legs

4/26/2024, 7:49:08 AM