ok so you guys exceeded the challenge…. let’s see what i can do about your requests:

@mef said “I want you to bite someone.”

okay! why else do we have siblings?! (i’m the youngest out of 4 brothers)

i bit not one, but all three of my older brothers!!

they were like wtf and then slapped/punched/tackled me.

so yeah i’m not doing that again because the icu costs a lot in the u.s.