My new iPad arrived a few minutes after I gave a negative-acknowledgment update on it in my journal. Attempting to do a wireless data transfer resulted in multiple errors, so I'm currently backing up my old iPad so I can transfer the data that way.

In the meantime, have this scenario from a movie that I was watching during the failed setup attempts:

Two characters are sitting on a glacier. One of them is an expert on glaciers, and the other knows next to nothing about glaciers . . . including the fact that they're sitting on one.

Character #1: “So, is it true that glaciers are stealthy?”

Character #2: “You're sitting on one right now.”

The camera zooms out to confirm this.

Character #1: “Haha! Sneaky glacier!”