A scene of a Miros Bird writing emails at the speed of light while chasing a slugcat at an equally fast pace sounds EXACTLY like the kind of thing that I would absentmindedly think up.
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"(If you imagine the bird responding to 50 emails in that stretch as well)"
that sounds like something that would've come out of the icelandic waters . . .
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