burrito — 1/18/2024, 12:48:48 AM

I feel like I got dared to eat enough weird stuff off of the ground as a kid that i have a strengthened immune system but it makes me toe the line between never getting sick and developing an incurable brain eating parasite

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strawberrypuding:

If you ate slugs, the probability of an incurable brain parasite is highly increased, otherwise it’s fine

1/27/2024, 6:16:37 AM
perrin:

I mean I ate mud and drank toilet water as a toddler and i’m stuck with getting colds every 3-8 weeks but on the other hand seem immune to food poisoning

1/18/2024, 3:55:47 PM