For your enjoyment, I just so happen to be maintaining a note with witty summaries of all my journal entries from a certain point, titled The Lemon Curry Chronicles. Here are the most recent summaries:

* 1.10.D.2: "Stop putting disgusting stuff on food if it's going to end up on my hands!"
* 1.11.A: "Warm pills . . . Zzzzz . . ."
* 1.11.B: "Are you ever gonna open the can of worms?! Well, I'm ready whenever you are!"
* 1.11.C: "By all means, channel your inner brain dumper, Spearmaster!"
* 1.11.D: "Park your hot dog on the stapler . . ."
* 1.12.A: "Behold! My first [PERSONAL MATTER] dream!"
* 1.12.A.2: "Let's shake up the exothermic processes with some metabolic processes . . ."
* 1.12.C: "Let's just be ethical for a minute."
* 1.12.C.2: "Don't you never, ever, pull my lever . . . BECAUSE I LITERALLY EXPLODE!"