Landon’s Recap of Today’s Apple Event

• Apple is getting to its 2030 carbon neutrality deadline faster than me casually playing The Legend of the Llama.

• Next-generation Apple Watch (now with fake leather in the watch band)

• Next-generation Apple Watch Ultra (no updates on diving features, which makes sense because the diving features are managed by a different company )

• Next-generation iPhone (humorous comment not available)

• Next-generation iPhone Pro (made of titanium but not advertised as bulletproof, do not test for bulletproofness)