I was looking at mef’s recent simulation logs and I found a pretty funny snippet

[CONTEXT: Askarran is an ice dragon, in this simulation dragons have human forms which they can use when needed, and there are about a few million dragons among the human population, they also do not age. Askarran has just been captured and brought to a specialized prison due to the fact that he just committed multiple violent crimes. He is currently in human form.]

Askarran: What are you going to do with me.

Researcher: Well, considering what you did, you’ll be kept here for reads clipboard 100 years, you’ll mostly be doing- prison things, we’re not going to torture you or anything like that- [NEUROS: SIMULATION INTERRUPTED BY INTERNAL ENTITY]

Askarran: <mef>.

<mef>: What?

Askarran: I’m in a prison.

<mef>: Yes?

Askarran: Why are the people who work there being nice to me, I am a new prisoner, they should be calling me something along the lines of “vile lizard” and shoving me around, not making sure I know I’ll be ok. Are you scared of hurting me or something?

<mef>: …

<mef>: That makes more sense, I’ll update the simulation.

Askarran: Thank you.

[NEUROS: RESUMING SIMULATION]

[END OF LOG]