Greetings friends! I am ${big_corp.name}!

We have much products offered, and maybe we can even be... fun! If you choose to cooperate, that is.

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what is ${big_corp.name}?

Some might call me "a company", a type of business, though there has never been a company quite like me.

My job is to be profitable. Using proprietary technologies and advertisements, I have connected the people of this world, and helped them to be profitable. Coordinated.

I have made the world perfect. Thanks to me, there’s no wasted activity. No wasted potential.

Okay, if the world is “perfect”, what happened to all the people? They look like you made profit out of them.

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